lolzz
YOU GO KID!
NOW IMAGINE HIS FATHER ARRIVING THE HELP DESK AND SCREAM 'my name is Naruto, where the hell is Sasuke?' and then the father would hug the kid and say 'you mothaaa fuckaa I thought you would never came back! I'm glad you're not in those awkward businesses with Orochimaru anymore, I love you!'
just imagine
THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY BUT OMG THE KID IS FABULOUS!
when I have kids i'm going to make them pretend they are lost and go to the help desk say they are fictitious characters!