Why people don't understand the nicknames I give to band members?

I mean they are so obvious

(speacily AKGrin one)

((oh god I can't believe I just called him that))

(((Nazi Pig is better taht AKGrin right?)))

ok learn with me:

Alan Ashby - Ginger Princess

Elliott Gruenberg- Blonde Prince

Austin Dickinson - GOD

Sam Carter - Blonde King

Alex Koehler - Nazi Pig

Eric Lambert - Ginger Prince

Austin Carlile - Hero

Valentino Arteaga - Dude

Phil Manansala - Kinda Chinese

Beau Bokan - Dude (where is my car?)

Rian Dawnson - Glad to be here potatoe

Sam Bettley - King of the World

James Cassels - Droomer

Tom Searle - Very atractive twin 1

Dan Searle - Very atractive twin 2

the list goes on but too lazy to finish