Today in school the campaign to chose the whatever between the students started and I want to go to buy some watercolors but I couln't because there were people everyone trying to make you vote on them and I was like 

Anyway I tried to go buy the watercolors anyway because i fucking need them, and I saw that there were two differnt group of people making a campaign, ones were a bunch of hipsters the P List and theire logo was Pikachu and I was like

and the others were B (beta) list and theire slogan was 'For a Beta work'

and then they started playing Brazilian musics about sex really loud and everyone was dancing and I was like

So when I got to the shop to buy the motherfucking god darn watercolours the shop was fucking closed because the motherfuking peasant that should be serving us decided that she should go dance with the students

and neither do I!

Let's all take a fucking moment to appreciate the fact that I spended the last 5 weeks of my life complaining about the fact that something always happens when I try to buy the watercolors

I NEED THOSE WATERCOLORS

I STILL DON'T HAVE THOSE WATERCOLORS

shame on the best school of the whole motherfucking country

Beau is scared with all the All Time Low hardcoreness

• Alex Gaskarth's Lyrics: Sing me to sleep I'll see you in my dreams, waiting to say I miss you, I'm so sorry.
• Alex Gaskarth In Interviews: We don't offer you any solutions necessarily, but we definitely offer you a minute to escape.
• Alex Gaskarth's Therapy Speeches: This goes out to anyone who feels alone, this goes out to anyone who feels they need help. Remember to always be who you are, you are the fucking shit. No one can change that. Don’t let them.
• Alex Gaskarth Normally On Stage: BOOBS, I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT. WHO CAME TO PARTY? HANDJOBS. LET'S GET HIM LAID TONIGHT PEOPLE. OH SHIT. IF I MET YOU IN A DARK ALLEY I MIGHT MAKE OUT WITH YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUT HEY. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AWKWARD?

AMEN

I wish I could do something like this!

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